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 One Potato, Two Potato
Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other so they got married. After a while a little sweet potato came along, they named it Yam.

They wantd the best for little Yam and, when it was time, they told her about the Facts of Life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked so she wouldn`t get accidently mashed and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato" and end up with a bunch ot tater tots. Yam said not to worry, no spud was going to get her in the sack and make a rotten potato put of her! But, on the other hand, she wouldn`t stay home and become a couch potato either. She got plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.

When Yam grew up and went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told her to watch out for hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called French Fries. And, if she went Out West, to watch out for Indians so she wouldn`t get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight-and -narrow and promised that she wouldn`t associate with high-class Yukon Golds. she would stay away from the ones from the "other side of the tracks" who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say "Frito Lay"

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent yam to Idaho P.U (that`s Potato University) so that when she graduated she`d really be "in the chips". But, in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced that she was going to marry Tom Brokaw

Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he`s