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2 months 1 week ago #25 by Evil
Sex was created by Evil
Ann landers put this story in the paper,, long time ago.
"SEX IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND" as told to me by a friend

Usually, everyone who has a dog, either calls him "Rover" or " Boy" or "Buster", or something like that.

Well, I named mine "Sex".I realize that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name, but I thought it fit him somehow.
One day I took "Sex" for a walk and he ran away.I spent hours looking for that damn dog. A cop came along and ask me what i was doing in the alley at 4 AM? I said I was looking for "Sex'. My case comes up Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a dog license and the clerk ask me what I wanted. I said "I want a license for "Sex". He said he wouldn't mind having one also. Then I said, "But this is a dog". He said, "I don't care what she look's like", He'd take it anyway. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had "Sex" since I was 2 years old". He looked at me and said, "You must be a hell of a kid".

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have "Sex" at the wedding. He told me to wait untill after the wedding. I said, "But "Sex" has played a big part in my life and my whole life revolves around "Sex". He said he didn't want to hear about my private life and that he would not marry us in church. I tried to tell him that the entire wedding party would enjoy having "Sex" there. My entire family is barred from church and we got married by a justas of the peace.
My new wife and I took the dog on our honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the room clerk that I wanted a room for Me and my wife and a special room for "Sex". He told me every room in the hotel is for "Sex" if we wanted it. Then I said, " You don't understand, "Sex" keeps me up at night". The clerk said, "Yah, me too".

I entered my dog in a dog show and the show was on TV.When I told one of my friends that I had "Sex" on TV, he said," Show-off, you should have sold tickets, and wasn't it uncomfortable?

When my wife and I got separated, we went to court to battle over custody of the dog. I said to the judge< "Your honor, I had "Sex" way before I was married". He said, "Me too". When I told him that after I was married "Sex" left me", He said, "Me too".

Well, I've had more trouble about that dog. I have been thrown in jail, married and divorced. I just got so nervous I went to a psychiatrist who ask me "what is your trouble?" I said "Sex has left me, it's like loosing my best friend, life is so lonely without "Sex". The doctor said, "Look mister, you and I both know that "Sex" isn't a mans best friend, SO GO GET YOURSELF A DOG". 

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